30 Facts About Dogs I’ll Bet You Didn’t Know
1. Dogs poop in strict alignment with Earth’s north-south magnetic field.
A 2013 study that examined “70 dogs” and “1,893 defecations” concluded that dogs always align their bodies with the Earth’s north-south axis when taking a poop. Humans don’t defecate with nearly the same amount of geomagnetic precision.
2. Two dogs, 6 years, 66,000 puppies.
If you took one male and female dog and never neutered them nor any of their descendants, that pair would be responsible for producing 66,000 puppies in only six years. That is a lot of fucking!
3. Dogs are sociopaths who can’t feel guilt and probably vote Republican.
If you think your dog is feeling guilt because it’s sulking and whimpering after you scolded it, think again, you foolish human! According to Barnard College researcher Alexandra Horowitz, they’re just sad because you’ve been a dick to them. Dogs feel absolutely no guilt and…
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